That information is classified. That means it's none of your fuckin' business! Linkara : imitating Rorschach from Watchmen What about the business of that little girl? NC voiceover : So Edward goes to the old doctor friend he saw earlier to see if he discovered anything about the Jesse Ventura guy.
Doctor Frank C. Turner : This might have something to do with it. Never seen this kind of symbiosis before. This must be why his entire nervous system was compromised. Spoony voiceover : It appears that you have We got a cutscene. I'll tell you later. NC voiceover : So we see the professor apparently has been keeping some of the monsters for himself.
Taking their blood and injecting to his own. What does this have to do with the story? Uwe Boll is just a weird fuck. Linkara voiceover : Good Lord! He can monologue about anything! Spoony voiceover : But his monologing doesn't last long as he is intrrupted by Aline dropping by his place! Perhaps she's come to share some info, or figure out why he lied about being dead or Linkara voiceover : I mean, what kind of woman acts like this? Breaking in your home and starts making out with you?
Granted I wish more women would act like that, but this is really pushing it. NC voiceover : Maybe she left her keys inside his mouth and can only get it with her tongue? Linkara voiceover : In fact, how come there is not narration here?
Don't you think this is the good spot to have a monologue? Spoony mimicking Slater's monologue : I couldn't believe this chick I mean she just broke into my home and started doing me. Linkara mimicking Slater's monologue : Maybe it's that new Axe body spray, or the fact that I started bathing again. Spoony in a Valley Girl accent : Oh, is that what you call what you just did? I mean I slapped you after we hugged. You don't know what I'm gonna do after we have sex.
Spoony : Uh-oh! Uwe Boll is switching light on and off again! Which must mean there is danger nearby! Spoony voiceover : So they're approached by more people with compromised nervous system but luckily their magic glowing bullets hurt them now.
Suddenly everything becomes dark and blurry and lights flash everywhere while rock music is played. NC voiceover : Oh great, the whole fight scene is shot in the dark so we can't see the action. Critic, Linkara and Spoony mimick the silly action sequence by stand ing in front of a black background and shooting their guns everywhere.
But soon they stop shooting and they pose for picture with smiling faces. Linkara voiceover : How do they know these guys are evil? They could have been innocent civilians who just wandered in! The same black background is used again with flashing lights and rock music. Four cameos appear: 90's Kid, Dr. Isano, Ma-Ti, and Bum. What's all these flashing lights Bum : Change! You got Edward shoots a woman who was trying to attack Burke from behind. However, obviously the bullet does not hit her.
Linkara voiceover : What? It didn't even hit her! I mean, look at her! It goes right above her head! Was the shot of somebody trying to kill her just too much for her to handle? NC voiceover : Actually, think about it: that gunshot was computer-generated.
So the director actually had to say in post-production "Make sure that shot doesn't hit her. What a cocksucking douchebag! Spoony voiceover : It's like he's taunting us without how bad he is, like he can post anything he wants somehow he'll still stay rich.
Only in America! Linkara voiceover : This movie has a talent for somehow having too much plot and yet having no plot at all! Spoony voiceover : So they put together and all the nasty monsters and zombie people are coming to this world to this one cave or mine or something. So they load up and get ready to snooping around. A soldier : We've got three guerillas with flashlights set up and gatling guns with electromagnetic motion tracking. And every available agent in the vicinity is here-.
All three start to mimick Burke and the man's random yelling by saying random things at the same exact time. Spoony: I want everyone deployed and I want a full perimeter around this situation! We got a hard target search for the escaped fugitive! I want everyone searched! Linkara: Alright, you gotta do this right here! Get this generator right here! Put it right here! Let's row it! And do this! I need scissors, sixty-one! NC: You! Do more stuff! And you! Do more stuff than the stuff that the other guy is doing!
Spoony voiceover : So everybody suits up and guards the cave to make sure no mosters or zombie folks break in. And it's probably a bad thing to mention that every single one of the soldiers has just two days left before retirement! Linkara voiceover : So about the next ten minutes of the film is just pretty much of our heroes just roaming through this big Thunder Mountain here.
Burke and his crew turn on their flashlights and starts to investigate while camera closes up so many walls that are not much worth to look at. Three reviewers sings in voiceover briefly. Padding, padding, padding! One of the crew falls down when the floor suddenly crushes down. We then see he falled into a floor full of big pointy thorns.
A game screen from Mortal Kombat game is shown. The gamer is thrown upwards and stabbed by spikes on the ceiling. A subtitle appears: Sub-Zero wins. NC voiceover : So, as you can imagine, a bunch of more of those H. Geiger droppings attack the soldiers. A monster pops out of the sand and everyone just holds the gun towards it and does not shoot it.
Aline : You guys, check this out. It's a warning. It says once you make it down here alive Spoony : Even if you're half dead and half alive, then you might have a better chance of getting fixed Everyone starts to argue at the same time about the how the whole thing works, as Linkara apparently starts going off about the Black Lantern during this.
Soldiers walk out of the place where one soldier is dead. When we cut to another scene, Linkara finds something strange. Well we are all guilty of saying something stupid.
I agree with u brad he went out on a limb for you. Spooney does seem like a good guy to me, he just for some reason decided to stay stupid shit. I agree with brad, I know Joe has stood up for him, well he was slagged off by lord kat in hi stream as well.
Yes well people who proked spoony are guilty for messing with him. I was surprised to hear about all this. I wanted to see what it was all about, and spoony's comment was pretty dark.
If I were Nash, I'd have been pretty pissed. Here's the thing though: All of it was water under the bridge. JessOtaku Who Spoony's crude joke was direct at had forgiven him and just wanted the situation forgotten. For whatever reason, Obscurus Lupa brought it back up nearly a month later. I'm not sure the reasoning behind it. Did she dislike Spoony? Some sort of way to scare up interest in her own revenue stream? She seems untrustworthy and a shit stirrer. Digging up old history to get someone fired is plain out vindictive and I'd want nothing to do with a person like that.
I actually enjoyed quite a few of her videos Well.. Until things became a bit self-indulgent with the crossovers with Phealous. Some of her reviews are pretty entertaining, like that God awful film "Gooby" I had never even heard of before. But no, I severely dislike multiple things involving her in this whole debacle: Digging up something a month old?
Making a public thing of it? Egging it on? Bringing his ex in to it? Yeah, not a fan of those actions. It makes me wonder the motive too, because it was old hat when OL decided to bring it back up The offensive tweets of Spoony's were in early May, OL dug it up publicly mid-June.
Honestly, the only person to come out of this looking good is JessOtaku. She's been mature enough not to engage in this little pissing match in public, and has let it drop. Pretty much everyone else involved has come out looking like an utter shithead. Edit: Truthfully, part of what makes me so angry with OL is her on LordKat's stream not even jokingly talking about how Spoony should just go commit suicide.
LK has since pulled down that stream, I suppose wisely. Also the jokes about Spoony needing to get a sex change. Class fucking acts, those two.
LordKat's comment was not a "Dude, just kill yourself" one off either. It was a creepily specific "I hope Noah goes into Miles' room, unlocks the gun, puts the barrel in his mouth, pulls the trigger and blows his brains across the fucking wall and the next day the local paper reads 'Failed actor kills himself" statement. So yeah, between OL's shitty little public pissing match and picking an unnecessary fight with some really shitty tweets "did Oreo find you a new Mommeh" and hanging out with a real class act like LordKat?
Not a fan, Frank. Not a fan. I'm not the only one who feels like OL was stirring the pot either: DiamandaHagan posted to her YouTube page a pretty funny clip from the Simpson's which sums this up. In the comments Quote : Its a little more complicated than that. That comment wasn't the only one she complained about. I did't want to add my 2 cents on the issue, but did want to add something as a resonable resonse so here it goes First, glad Joe and Brad seems Sage as well are sticking with Spoony, as the guy does need friends and friends are good as a moral support good also enjoyed the videos on both that guy wtih the glasses and cinema snob as well now as for this situation, while a bit over-blow to a degree, I think all sides involved in spoony depature from CA not trying to name names but Spoony, Lupa, Lord Kat, Phealous, Oan, the fans chooseing sides Scarlett to a degree althought thats just thought All handle it poorly for dumb Twitter comments hate them or not as well as allowing personal problems being made to the for public and fans to see Public who know nothing can see it unless you have your security set up I know Lord Kat apolgized to the community and took any of the streams bashing SPoony fans down.
So you have to be careful in this case it was reviewers and fans getting involved but you have to be careful because the internet differnt from real life. While I don't think it's going to happen, it be neat if Doug once he comesback with something to say on the subject about not chooseing sides since SadPanda seems to be going nuts doing it lol. I fear you slightly overstated the strength of my feelings about Lupa. I had a magic lamp once, you know what it was filled with? Bullshit and demons!
I don't even know what hurts worse today, the devil, or the lies. Noah: My Identity Disc! Noah: A lute? A fucking lute?! I run over, bust my fucking ass to save his only daughter from an evil fucking knight, fighting fucking skeletons and spending my own fucking money on swords and shit, and the best he can do is give me a fucking guitar?!
Noah: This whole 'presumption of innocence' thing just pisses me right off. I mean, why do we even have civil rights, it just makes my job a lot harder. Noah: I swear to god, if I ever meet that women Noah: Oooooh! I just kicked Q in the joy department! That can't be smart! Let's do it again! You have a ghost made of rage that can literally kill you with a movie I don't know if that's the dumbest thing I ever heard or the most awesome.
Noah: Okay, whoa, this movie needs an adult, I'm calling creepy on this one, there's a double standard here. Turl: As chief of security, I'm provided with a number of 'psyclones'!
You see, because I'm a psychlo and a clone! It was four years before he actually reviewed the game and talked about the scene in question. Similarly the main Spoony Experiment intro had a hang-glider hitting a power line and getting electrocuted. Not only was this many years before Massacre At Central High was reviewed, by the time Spoony reviewed it, the sequence was no longer in the intro. Early Installment Weirdness : Spoony's early reviews lack an intro or theme song, and are credited to " Fanwankery Films ", a name he seems to have abandoned.
The earliest ones were also ad-libbed. He didn't begin writing scripts until around the reviews of Robin Hood and The Thing This resulted in the jokes being much more polished, and is frequently credited as the period his show started Growing the Beard.
Ear Worm : Spoony says that Real Emotion is the kind of annoying song that gets in your head for weeks. You're welcome! Noah: [ding ding] Second floor: interdimensional portals and secret corporate black ops science labs! Yuna: No one knows his name, so everyone calls him barkeep. Noah: Basically what it was was you emitted a field of death.
Yuna: Your plan is awful. Think about it. It's no different from what we did two years ago. We destroyed our own allies. We destroyed the Aeons who had fought together with us at our side. Spoony: Yeah, and guess what: It worked. It's the most basic, fundamental, written by a four year old kind of booking. And it's working. Noah: I'm just coming off a migraine, it feels like a - it just feels like Wakka: Hey, look.
Don't get so down. That's like trying to cheer people up after Hurricane Katrina Noah: Say, alright! Hey dude, throw something else at her, maybe she'll teleport out of her underwear too— [sees her hideously deformed face] Oh, my God! Ah, look it's a melted John Madden! Joan Rivers! It's the lady from The Goonies! Dragonstrike narrator: Sounds like a couple of stupid orcs. Noah: Now that's just racist. Doctor Linksano: Doctor Insano didn't go far enough. He only subjected you to one issue of Warrior.
I'm going to subject you to two! Noah: You insane fiend! I'm not gonna read that shit again! Noah: Aaah! All right, I'll read it! Noah: Loot the supermarket! Stockpile all the weapons and instant mash potatoes you can find! The end times are here!
Noah: What. Noah: Wait And his pee like a flower! If you been travel, he'll be there to fly the bat Winning saaaaand! Noah: You know, I really can't wait to see how this helps you take over the world. Noah: I told you if you are going to live here you have to stop killing people, especially me! Sage: Hair of the dog that bit ya. Afterwards, he throws up his arms and goes "WHOO! Insano towards the end of the Dungeonmaster review.
His review of "Cage" brings the count to four, complete with celebratory dance. The joke appears again in the review of The Ring: Terror's Realm. I Am the Trope : Arises from a hypothetical debate between a Lawful Good player and a trigger-happy pragmatic player. Noah: [gallant voice] He must face justice! Noah: [gravely voice] I am justice. Insano: It's called the Time Compressor!
It condenses Time as the world perceives it into an incredibly condensed period! Noah: Wow, a time compressor, it Mad Scientist : Dr.
He'll rule the world with science!!! And also winning the Presidential Election with running mate Fu Manchu. He hasn't actually betrayed his father but he's so gosh-darned cute and full of love it's hard to think he'd do anything actually evil. Without any fuel. A similar gag re-appears in the Final Fantasy X review, with Dr. Insano selling an anti-magic negator Said anti-magic generator is brought up in an episode of Atop the Fourth Wall , when Linkara asks Dr. Insano if he sold any recently, Insano responds "I haven't sold one in months, ever since they figured out it's defect against Blitzballs.
A Match Made in Stockholm : As noted by Spoony in his written review, Agent 47's "relationship" with Olga Kurylenko's character in the Hitman movie strongly comes across as this.
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